People this one is golden. All of us remember the crazy keggers we used to roll to back in high school. Everyone remembers those ridiculously long keg stands we used to pull like back in the day.
Too bad you're in college now. Too bad the security at the lobby of your tower is tighter than Fort Knox.
But wait why should that stop you? That's right... It shouldn't and it won't for the people reading this with something to fill their sack.
The 10 Steps To Success
- So this is what you do. Get the keg... just ask an upperclassmen or one of your friends with a fake ID.
- I suggest Bevmo(select in store pickup to see kegs). You can price their kegs out online and make arrangements for store pickup, it'll probably run you about a hundo(hundred).
- Get the Tap... you have no clue how many parties ive been to when you have to wait. It blows.
- Get a trash can with wheels and a lid make sure it has wheels and a lid because, when you fill it up with ice and it gets quite heavy. You'll need the lid to conceal your illcit substance.
- Also you will need some trash (old papers, and a couple pieces of rotten fruit to ward off the RA's). you'll put that on top of the ice and the keg.
- Walk Quickly if anyone asks just say you're grabbing it for some house keeping.
- As soon as you make it into your room hide the trashcan and keg somewhere.
- Dont tell the whole world. Belive me the word will spread soon enough.
- charge a couple bucks so you break even and have a blast.
- And for a quick sneak out just throw it in a duffle bag
You will definitely go down as the freshest.... Party Hard.
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